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  • Joe: Bit of a sausagefest we've got going on here, we need to find some ladies!
  • Mitt: Not to worry, I've got binders full of women we can choose from!
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Raise your hand if you have ever felt personally victimized by Mitt Romney.

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I don’t always post politics, but when I do, I’m not a idiot.

thehipsterlifestyle
  • Mitt Romney: Every American should have the right to the pursuit of happiness,
  • Mitt Romney: except gays,
  • Mitt Romney: and women,
  • Mitt Romney: and people with heart problems
  • Mitt Romney: or the Mexicans either.
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If Mitt Romney wins the election, I volunteer as tribute for the Hunger Games.

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Seriously? Who says “poor” kids. I wanna wash his mouth out with soap and slap him!

Oh wait, Mitt Romney did!

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If Mitt Romney wins, I’m moving to Sweden.

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If you’re not watching the Presidential Debate, you’re not missing much.

Romney’s speaking over Obama and the moderator like a dick.
Obama is burning Romney in almost every subject brought up.
Romney is making himself look like a fool.
Romney has the shame cocky, shit-eating grin on his face each time Obama talks.
Obama has a nice tie.

That is all.

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Seriously beginning to think Romney is in the first grade. “I get the last word! Ha!”

thehipsterlifestyle
I have no idea what you are talking about

-Mitt Romney